Vexation

Thursday, June 29, 2006

It has been said that the rich are very different from you and I and no better example of just how different can be found than hedge fund manager Steve Cohen.Mr,Cohen paid ,reportedly,11.85 million doallars for a piece of art entitled."The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living." by the artist Damien Hirst.Obviously a concept piece,it is a shark in a tank of formaldehyde.Apparently,the chemical isn't working too well because the sharch is shape changing and the tank is getting cloudy,a condition that can be addressed in a tank with live fish,but not so easy in this case.I know that the expectation is the newly rich blow their $$ attempting to replicate the standard of living they believe the wealthy to have,but I have to tell you,If I had 11.85 million to blow,I would not blow it on a dead shark.I know art is in the eye of the beholder.I also know that those with money to blow on art hirer consultants to help pick pieces.I know all of that,I still would not put my money there. Mr.Hirst is going to replace the decomposing or morphing shark with a new on of equal size.All parties are happy about this.I am just vexed about it.It bothers me that some shark swimming around out there is going to end up in Mr.Cohen's tank and that it will not be the last one to end up there.If the shark decomposes every ten years or so and the value of the piece must be maintained more than one shark is headed that way.It also vexes me that anyone wants to replace the shark in the first place.The piece IS about death,impossibility and contemplation.I would think having the shark decompose in the ever increased cloudiness of the tank is closer to why the living can't contemplate death.Death is ugly and stinks.What was once beautiful morphs into the elements of nightmares.Nor can I grasp why the shark in a tank is worth that amount of money.A human in the tank I could mabe get( oh don't cringe Please!This is a nation that loves nascar and slows down for wrecks on the highway so it can see the carnage.)Is it moral to own a dead shark in a tank that you have spent 11.85 million dollars on?Is there any obligation one has to spend that money on a more common good?Is it moral to have that much money to play with when you have earned it running a hedge fund?Gotcha!!These are not questions the rich ask.Being rich does not equate being moral.While not mutually exclusive,one is not dependent upon the other.Nor does being poor equate nobility.Or hard labor garruntee honesty.These are all myths each class makes up about the other.Or more importantly about themself.What would you spend 11.85 million on?Perhaps,Mr.Cohen intends to eventually donate his art,so we can all contemplate it.What do you define as art worth 11.85 million?And which art would it be? Warren Buffett sees humans without malaria as art.Bill Gates sees art as a world improved.Apparently,both men contemplate death without finding the task impossible.What would my work of art be? Co not ask,you would not like the answer.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

So,the big eared boy king is upset at the NYTS for telling the American people that the government,the one they are supposed to be in charge of by definition of their constitution,has been collecting Not just their phone calls to anyone,Not just who they e-mail,BUT their bank records.If the business of America is business and it is the land where we all can make money,then it is a nation of bank accounts.We Are At War,he screams.Shame on the NYTS for telling the ENEMY.He means;OH shit,they told the people.The Dick is angery.The Dick was limp for a while after he shot his friend in the face during a drunken ,fenced in,wing cropped bird hunt( and if ya don't think he was, then you do not know how the big fat rich people kill things they do not eat)and laid low for a while,but then Karl Rove was set free from prosecution( Not because he is innocent,No one said that..they want you to think that,but because He ,Karl ,could not get the paperwork that would clear him.NOOo the people charging him could not get the same records to prove he was guilty.)and then The Dick has come alive again.Standing erect and purple with anger, Dick says the NYTs was bad,very bad.We are at war and loose lips sink the government.Now am I vexed at the NYTS?Yes.I am vexed at every newspaper,news source in this country for being so intimidated by the boy king's rehtoric after Sept the ninth,that they failed their purpose,which is to query.Instead,they took the white house news briefa and printed them verbatum.They printed the Dick's every word,whether he said it or the boy king was mouthing it.And the press has now done that for so long,that the government can charge them with aiding the enemy when they stop.It is in the constitution that we have a free Press.They failed to remember that for most of this pitiful,greedy,foul,disgusting government's tenure.And WE the people are to blame.Do not make an assumtion here.I did not vote for Clinton.I thought he was a be all ,end all,lying sob from Ark.He did not prove me wrong.However,all he asked me to define was SEX.The Dick and the boy king want me to believe they can define terror.When your government collects information on all citizens of all nature That is the terror.Other governments have used that to target "eneneies of the state",perverse people,people who disagree with the leadership.Hell,Saddem collected the same info.Is the Press guilty of treason?Yes.I beleive that anyone who ignores the rights given to us by the founding fathers is guilty of treason.We were given a free press and they turned coward on us.Now we have a bunch of draft dodgers leading us into the next Viet Nam,behaving like an empire yelling you can not ask that.The government is committing treason.People died for the right to vote.And more than half this country does not vote. Do not vote,you are committing treason as well.You can not build democracy by bombing,killing the people you are bringing it to..it has been tried before and does not work.And there is still no electricity 24 hours a day in Baghdad.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

I went for a bycycle ride this morning.On my tour of the neighborhood,I cut through a parking lot of the local medical complex.The large complex was built for offices and in the basements are apartments to rent.At the hour I was riding the only cars parked there are those owned by the tennents.And what did I spt but an brand spanking new Lexus.Glo-coat black with the special wheels...ohooolooka da chrom.Another sucker falls to advertizzzzzing.You are living in a basement and you have a Lexua without a garage.You bought it because someone convinced you this is a good move.I doubt the car is paid for,ergo it is not an asset.Oh we call it an asset,just as people think their mortgaged home is an asset.We are convinced it is one,because it is someones assett:the bank or lenders assett.Adverts convince people( or try) that this is the one item you can not live without.Accept no other.In the technology field it becomes ;Hey the one you bought last month is not as good as this months,yer freinds have the new one,your boss has the new one,and the person who wants your job has the new one.People major in advert Psych.It is a field that teaches psychologist how to figure out what will make you buy.And companies hire these people.Pay them big bucks so that they can tell the ad companies which age group,gender,income level will buy the product and how to convince them they can not exist without it.No area of what you purchase is exempt from this input.Is Dole pineapple really better than Libby?Both are grown in the same places,harvested the same way and pretty much packed the same way,so whose is better?Marketing that appeals to you decides that and neither is as good as a real pineapple.The problem with those is they are shipped green,so the one you purchase might not taste as good as the slices of rings found in a can that have beebn infused with sugar.And how do you cut it?We now know as little about our food as we do about what car is really the best for our needs and budget.This countryhas access to more than any other,yet is ignorant about most of it.When is a diet pill worth $159.00?NEVER! eat less and move more.AH,but I am over 30 and I( do have stress and this pill will fix that.Shut up.Eat less and move more.I lost all this weight and now feel sexy and you can too,for less than $10.00 a day.That is $300.00 a month in food that is delivered to your door in a big box and has a long long shelf life.Plus god help the food budget is anyone else has to eat.But it is a feel good message in a billion dollar business,eat this,take this you will feel sexy.Take the little purple pill and CURE your heartburn.Or stop eating food that gives it to you.Or you could take 1 tsp of baking soda in 6 oz of water;stir,drink it down and VOILA heartburn gone,no bleeding stomach,headache or runs.You will pee it out AND the effect is instant.No 2 tsps in 3 oz is not better and iff somehow kills you do not sue me just because the ambulance chasing lawyers are allowed to advert and thrill you with the idea of instant money.They make the money.Not you.Buy BP it is Better Progress.NO ASSHOLE it is British Petrolium.Buy Mobile Oil it loves the enviroment and sponsers PBS.It lobbies for drilling rights in currently protected enviroment and has to dump profit in places that make people feel warm and fuzzy about them,oooooooh Master Piece Theateroooooohhhh Mobile.I own stock in that company.No I did not buy it.I sign the dividend check and mail it to Greenpeace who them signs it and Mobile gets the check back.Mobile knows I give it to Greenpeace.Oh,alright,every other year I donate it to Amnesty International who keeps track of the mess in places oil is found,like Saudia Arabia.Well, we love our cars.We love how they make us feel.Looky looky what I drive.Is $125.00 a bottle wine better than $7.00 a bottle wine?It depends on the year.( Oh currently the French have got a Burgandy that is setting prices through the roof,it is that good a vintage and a better investment than a car.Do not take my word for it,take The Finacial Times of London 's word.Try reading ads for a few days and look at how they play you.In the mean time..have a large grand day

Monday, June 26, 2006

The prez says we are spending too much money.He is moving to gain the power to stop said spending.Welcome to your workweek.Are you out there spending money??So who is spending the money that is making our pez so upset?Is it you?Is it the all neocon majority? This is truly a what the Fu#$%^&*)(*&^%$#$%^&&*($%^ck are you talking about?He is the one spending the money.As you toil to day at your chosen to earn moneykepp in mind we have to pay for the imaginary money he is fighting the war in Iraq.Last year my share of that debt was $66,000.00.Your newborn child's would have been the same.Your grandma on soc.sec. also owes that amount as of last year.(NO I am not making that up)So,he who spends wants us to stop spending.Well, here is the deal whenPrez Nixon( and you thought I don't like him due to the Gate thing.) took the treasury off the gold standard and turned us into a currancy nation,unless you have a huge amount of money,more than almost anyone you can think of,your dollar is made to buy less so they can print more.Oh how can that be?????That makes it possible for the government to just keep printing money.Have ya been to the store lately??What you could buy last month for x is now going to cost you 2x.China holds our treasure notes and currancy.Our dollar,the one you work for,would fold if China did not buy them up...yes China has that much money...real money we do not.The EURO was founded to fold our money.Take a look,the first few years it was less than by a few cents,so you could go to Europe and get a favorable exchange.Not so much anymore.So..will China call our notes and plunge us into oblivion?And why is the prex saying we need to stop spending when he spent it all?Because elections are coming and traditionally the republicans are the party of balanced budgets and,less taxes, and smaller gov.Under this prz( Cheny's presidencey)spwending is outragious,taxes on all but 1% are higher,the cost of living is astromonical,we are in an endless war that costs trillions and can not be won,because terrorism is an idea,not a country.He spent the dinero now he wants to pretend we did.Enjoy your work week.

The prez says we are spending too much money.He is moving to gain the power to stop said spending.Welcome to your workweek.Are you out there spending money??So who is spending the money that is making our pez so upset?Is it you?Is it the all neocon majority? This is truly a what the Fu#$%^&*)(*&^%$#$%^&&*($%^ck are you talking about?He is the one spending the money.As you toil to day at your chosen to earn moneykepp in mind we have to pay for the imaginary money he is fighting the war in Iraq.Last year my share of that debt was $66,000.00.Your newborn child's would have been the same.Your grandma on soc.sec. also owes that amount as of last year.(NO I am not making that up)So,he who spends wants us to stop spending.Well, here is the deal whenPrez Nixon( and you thought I don't like him due to the Gate thing.) took the treasury off the gold standard and turned us into a currancy nation,unless you have a huge amount of money,more than almost anyone you can think of,your dollar is made to buy less so they can print more.Oh how can that be?????That makes it possible for the government to just keep printing money.Have ya been to the store lately??What you could buy last month for x is now going to cost you 2x.China holds our treasure notes and currancy.Our dollar,the one you work for,would fold if China did not buy them up...yes China has that much money...real money we do not.The EURO was founded to fold our money.Take a look,the first few years it was less than by a few cents,so you could go to Europe and get a favorable exchange.Not so much anymore.So..will China call our notes and plunge us into oblivion?And why is the prex saying we need to stop spending when he spent it all?Because elections are coming and traditionally the republicans are the party of balanced budgets and,less taxes, and smaller gov.Under this prz( Cheny's presidencey)spwending is outragious,taxes on all but 1% are higher,the cost of living is astromonical,we are in an endless war that costs trillions and can not be won,because terrorism is an idea,not a country.He spent the dinero now he wants to pretend we did.Enjoy your work week.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

It is the Sun's day during Juno's month.So given there are just 2 deities in that sentance I must be discussing RELIGION.Alright,here is my preface statement: everyone needs something to help row their boat.I do not care what you use to help row it,just do not ask me to get in your boat and help.The human animal has been inventing religion ever since we climbed down from the trees and started to walk upright.And they are all invented for the same reason:we are afraid,and if there is something out there that can help,thenby the gods we will pray to it.Not a terrible thing.Everyone copes with fear one way or another.Some gods are older than others.I believe on no onegod or any god,thus I know all of them.One on one it isn't a bad idea.In groups,it was quickly learned ,he who could contol the belief has all the power.I say he,because women once controled the gods,after all women give life,men take it and women can bleed and not die.What a horrific puzzle that was to early man.So ,seeing the power the first women religious leaders had,men quickly took the power away.Currently.this countryis fighting what looksl like an old crudasw of a war against Islam.Have you read their book.The CDhristian "book" is the Gospel.If you base your choices one the rantings of the Old Testament,You are not right wiyj Jesus,those are the teachers he yossed out of the temple.If you vote by what you thin "god" wants,you are voting your fear.If you hate what :god" told you to,you arwe hating what you fear.Ah,well.there are no nonbeleives when times get really bad.I have to tell you when it got really bad,when what neant the most to me disapeared,I still could not ask a hoo-dooto help me.I do not mind the notion of gods.I mind the fact that currently no one seems to know what the tennants of their faith are...Okay,if Jesus was the son of "God"( and he could be, the Greek,Roman,Norse..wellall european gods has son's long before jesus was born)He would not come down so hard on people as his fo;;owers currently do.First,he sure as shit was not a repub;ican.He lovrf the common man..all of them, so that means gays,blacks,anyone you currently hate.SO, happy SUN day the original 1 god on Junos month.Don't know her?Look her up ,you philostine.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Before you go out and spend your hard earned dollars on entertainment this wwkend I want you to consider the following.People who earn big bucks in the movie industry do so because the people who make movies think you will part with cash to see the star in the movie.The more you part with your cash the more cash said star can get upfront before the movie is released.The people who finance the movie are willing to part with cas to make a movie,because you will part with cash when the movie is out.Got it? Good.Let's kill Tom Cruise.The dude is short.Danny Devito could be taller.He has a huge hinking nose that must cast a giant shadow( lighting crews can fix that)and probably knocks others off sidewalks .( which is way he doesn't use them)The dude can not act.I thought he did once in Magnolia,but no he did the same bit with Matt Lauer a few yrs. later.OOOO this is Tom being intenseOOOOOOOo is he ever intense.Wrong,but intense.He has the worst pointy hair I have ever seen on anyone.There are guys out there who can act,are taller than5'5" and don't cast a giant shadow with their nose.Nor do they give their $ to a spaceman church.I don't care if it is spaceman church,it is that his $ was once your $.I do not give to spacemen churches.I don't care if Tom is gay.I do not think there is a baby.SHOW ME THE BABY!!!!!!!! I think Katie went around in foam( HEY!!IT'S HOLLYWOOD) for months and that they are going to rent or steal a baby ,let mags bid on THE photo and then give the profits to the spaceman church.I was in the kitchen the other night and someone was on the radio sayingTom's ex was going to wear white to her wedding.WHITE? Oh,yeah.She's good to go.Wear the white.Let's kill Paris.Here is a girl who has enough $ to afford the best education in this country ( truast me,a check from daddy could have gotten her into Harvard)and actually let her contribute to society.What does she want to do? Drink too much,party with the people who actually do something,spend more money than you make in a week on skank dresses and forget where she put her dog.You can kill Paris.Editors put her on mag covers because you bought the nag the last time she was on the cover.More mags they sell,the more they can charge for the ads that float the mag.More profit.One month of no one buying a mag with Paris,she stops being on mags.Turn on C-span is she pops up on entertainment news.They only do "news" bits on people they think you will watch so that they can charge more for commercials because you are watching.If no one answers the Text Message us about Paris on these shows for 3 weeks no more Paris.Hey!!If you really got to see her skanky ass don't worry.I am sure another sex tape on the internet will occurr.Jeez what hog slut.Now this one is tricky.It is wrong to kick a man when he is throwing his midlife crisis in your face,but here goes.We need to kill Brad Pitt.Okay,he is pleasing to look at.Not as short as Tom and has great hair.He has no eyelids,but that has more to do with where he was from than anything else.He can act upon occassion.But it is hit or miss.If you do not believe me just watch 7even again.Morgan Freeman ,who can act,who I will happily spend cash on,hands him these juicey set ups and Brad just goes for the trite.Kevin Spacy is in that flick doing his wonderful stuff and again Brad goes for predictable.Very uneven.More importantly,he needs to check the baby's dna.Angie is known for sleeping and loving everyone she makes a movie with.Why the U.N. appointed her a spokesperson is beyond me.She was on c-span ( I told you to go watch c-span) babbling about how if the world wanted to we could restore Afric to it's former glory.She said that.And when would that be???Before the Portugese stumbled upon it? Before Old Europe sat down in Switzerland and divided it up?Before King Leapold said it was his and proceeded to cut the arms off anyone who said it wasn't?Before we did the slave and rum trade? Just when was that Angie baby?OOOOOOOshe gave the hospital $ after Shilo( a hidious civil war battle along Shilo creek.Shilo did mean peace and hope until that day.)was born.If she truly loved the folks there she would offer to help with the anti malaria problem.Malaria kills more people in Afric than AIDS.Since Africa has no oil.has Africans in it and we no longer need listening posts to keep track of the commies Africa is screwed.Angie could actually do something useful.So help the girl!Force her into retirement so she can actually read the history of Africa and try to grasp the politics of it.Then,perhaps,when she opens her hughe lips somethiong that makes sense will come out.We do not need these people for our entertainment.They need our $ for theirs.You paid for her monts in Nambia,she didn't.Have you been there?Have a great saturday and entertain yoursel large.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

This country was founded by white men with money who did not want to pay taxes to a government that neither spoke for/to them or cared what they thought.The Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence ( docs I read every 4th of July) Were formed to protrect the new entity from being ruled as badly as it was under the Mother of all evil Britian.( Mother of all evil??? Every place in the world that is in unrest was OWNED by the whore England)And we did pretty good for a while.The first three Prezs were ment who had land,some more than others.Two had slaves..thye were from Virgina and had more land than anuy family could work.To their credit they set slaves free ( or some of them) upon their death.George all Tom some.John Adams had no slaves.These three were connected with the founding of the country and were held in high esteem.The ones who came later could say :Weel,I fought in that war against England or I served in the Congress that founded this grand country.So, the populous elected them.The KNOWN world was small.Mail and newspapers were sent from europe by ship or stage to the far east of the country,which at that point was held by France or Spain.People read everything,had time to think and formed their own oppions and most voted in every election.Not all.If you did not hold property in most states you did not vote ( ya do know the States Rights thing was put there to allow the southern colonies to hold slaves while we said ALL men are created equal.Ya know that right?)If you were a woman you did not vote( quick now..first place women could vote? Answer Wyoming.They voted and held office UNTIL the territory became a state.The Federal gov. did not recognize women as people who voted.So when Wyo. became a state women who had voted could vote no moreThen came the reign of war heros.Jackson,whose claim to fame was a battle he fought and won with great slaughter after the war was over.Yes ,he knew that ,he did not care and it paid off .He gained the White House inspite of his committing adultery and marrying a woman who was never legally divorced. That opened the flood gates.If ya won a battle you could be prez and if prez you could get rich( Not the 1st three they got 0 out of the deal other than we know their names) and be known across the land.Moneroe frowned upon the ever prevailing european design of colonialism.He put forth the Monroe doctrine which basically reads;Unless we are attacked upon our shores,we will not fight.This doctrine has never been repeal and still stands as a working doc.except most prezs ignore it and the voters who vote either aare too stupid to know it is there or hope like hell no one remembers it."Our shores" became interpreted as our ship( remember the Maine .which we now think no one blew up ,but it got us Cuba for explotation and T.R, the White House) to Embasses ( up the Yangz River we will go while the whore England will try to hang onto China) to Osama blew up New York city( because we support a vicious,dictatorship.run by literal cutthroats in Saudi Arabia for the oil( another country screwed up by the whore britan and she put that family in place.) and we went to Iraq.Insurgent: an outside force who overthrows a formed government.Look it up that IS the defination.Not overthrows a just gov. or dictatorship or hidious gov.,just overthrows the gov, that is place.We are the insurgents.I become vexed everytime the media says we are fighting the insurgents because we are the insurgents who are obviously fighting people who do not want us there.Was Saddam a nice guy? Probably not,but as of this morning Veep Cheny has caused more people to be killed in our name..american and others.Oh,why ,oh why do they hate us so???? Because we are in maturity the youngest country on earth.(No,I do not count "emerging" nations.They were nations before someone screwed them and planted a flag) and we toss our economic might with military back up left and right.No one likes us because we are barbarians.We don't we stand up and stop a genocide?Because we committed one of the longest most successful genocides from the day the Brits landed on the rock up the road.( We stole their winter food rations and killed a few with in a week)Why didn't we object to South Africa rounding up the rightful owners of South Afric and making them live in zones?Because we have the rightful owners of this land ,or what is left of them,on reservations.No one paid for the land,we sent the military to reduce and subgiate them.Then we broke every treatry we signed.We are not the hero here.We are the I will kick your ass and I do not care if you did it or not.It is thursday and the republican party is planning to ban together in D.C. to proclaim democrats are defeatests.We are already defeated.We were defeated the minute we left the Veep whisper in the idiot boy's ear and go to war on someone who did nothing.







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